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Diptych: Bachelor number 1

So, I was told the other day by a certain giant teenager who goes by the name of Andrew, that my “diptych” series was “boring.” In order to spice things up a bit then, I’m including you in a dating game show.

Yesterday I was given two shirts by some missionaries who were doing a spring clean. I thought one of the shirts would be perfect to wear on a first blind date! 🙂

So, what do you say? Which one would cause the young damsel to flutter her eyelashes at me, declare her undying love, and not notice my lack of charm and social adroitness? The understated shiny, floral, see-through, Doctor Livingstone collared shirt, or the tasteful black one?

Please help.

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10 comments on “Diptych: Bachelor number 1

  1. allthoughtswork
    December 8, 2015

    Neither. A long-sleeved button down in a soft chambray of blue or tan, sleeves rolled up part way, tucked comfortably into jeans or other casual pant of your choice, with matching sock color and your best casual business shoes, depending on the amount of walking the date entails. No watch or jewelry, smartphone turned off. Brush your teeth.

    • Robin
      December 8, 2015

      I was joking, of course. But then, the real problem we have here in Madagascar is that one can’t actually go out and buy any new clothes, even if one could explain to the salesperson what “chambray” is. Shoes and socks? Nope, I don’t have those here either. The teeth-brushing shouldn’t be a problem though.

  2. kvennarad
    December 8, 2015

    The white one. No lover needs a caption.

    • Robin
      December 8, 2015

      I’ll try to remember that for future reference!

  3. Bianca
    December 8, 2015

    groan

    • Robin
      December 8, 2015

      Wa ha ha ha, Bianca. Tell you what, I’ll wear the black one when we go and play rugby later. Just to distract you.

  4. There_Lot
    December 8, 2015

    I will just plead the fifth or whatever Americans always say in courts when they do not want to answer a question.

  5. There_Lot
    December 10, 2015

    Drop the sunglasses and the lights…that way any shirt will work:-)

  6. Sarah
    December 13, 2015

    Wow

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